Jokes

[deesen]

Glad you're back safely Mark.

Just thought I might float a consultant joke:-

"A consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women." 

[David Sellars]

David:

As a connoisseur of Consultant jokes you might like this one:

" A Consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is................
..........and then charges you rental on the watch!"

[McDonough]

Thanks David, I split off the "jokes" messages to its own topic, for further joking.

  Mark